The Real Gospel according to Saint Thomas the Apostle

The Four Canonical Gospels of the Christian Bible, which are Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John, all say that Jesus of Nazareth, also known as Jesus Christ, was Crucified as the Messiah on Good Friday, the Day after the Jewish Passover Feast, around the year 33 A.D. However, this Gospel account was merely a symbolic overlay. The Gospel accounts of the alleged Crucifixtion of Jesus of Nazareth were simply a subterfuge to trick satanic pagans into becoming Christian. You see, Jesus of Nazareth and the Apostles were all First Cousins, and the Grandchildren of the Roman Emperor in Palestine, Marc Antony Caesar and his wife, Cleopatra, Empress of Egypt. What really happened was that after the Passover Meal on Thursday Night, and in the Garden of Gesthemene, Judas Iscariot came to betray Jesus, but found Jesus with the Apostles, and their Praetorian Guard escort. After Judas Iscariot gave Jesus the kiss of betrayal, Simon Peter hacked off the hear of the closest Jewish Guardia soldier, and then the Praetorians slaughtered the rest of the Jewish soldiers, in turn. Judas Iscariot was taken prisoner, and then Jesus and the Apostles, and the Praetorians then went and arrested King Herod, Pontius Pilate, and Ciaphas the High Priest and Head of the Sanhedrin, and then proceeded to Golgotha. At Midnight on that Passover Thursday, Ciaphas the High Priest, King Herod, Pontius Pilate Procurator of Judea, and Judas Iscariot, were all Crucified, in turn, and left to die. Of course, at the top of the Cross upon which King Herod was crucified was a sign which read,
The King of the Jews. The next morning the crowd showed up and assumed, wrongly, that Jesus of Nazareth was being Crucified, when instead his enemies were still hanging on the Cross. The Gospel Accounts told the symbolic tale of Jesus of Nazareth being Crucified, when instead King Herod was Crucified as a traitor to Marc Antony Caesar and Roman Law, Imperial Law, The Law of Logic. A few days later, Jesus of Nazareth and the Apostles walked around and showed themselves to the Jews and the Crowd, claiming that Jesus of Nazareth had Risen from the Dead. This is the Real story of the Founding of the Roman Catholic Church, also known as the Episcopalian Catholic Church. As Jesus tells us, the Truth of Metaphysics will set your Free.

Of course the foregoing Gospel Account and the Critical Thomist Avante Guard Neothomism of Anthony Fejfar, Coif, are the basis for the real Santaria.
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