Friday, December 23, 2011

How to Identify a Messiah and How to Avoid being a Messiah

Whether a person is a jew who is looking for the Messiah to come the first time, or a Christian who is looking for the Messiah, Jesus Christ to come the Second Time in the Second Coming, the following are attributes of the Messiah as stated in the Book Of Isaiah in the Bible:
1. He believes in and teaches nonviolence.
2. He is willing to suffer in order to help sinners such as murderers.
3. He is willing to be a marytr.
4. He is willing to live in poverty and teach the same.
5. He loves His enemies and helps them.
6. He turns the other cheek when attacked.
7. He never lies.
8. He never cheats.
9. He never steals.
10. He is without sin.

Now, if you want to make sure that you are labeled and scapegoated for being a messiah in your family, or otherwise, all you have to do is the following:
1. Don't go the Church or Mass every once in awhile.
2. When at home steal a cookie off the counter every once in awhile.
3. Steal a dime or a quarter off the dresser from your Dad.
4. Occsionally lie about what you have been doing. E.g., say that you went to
McDonalds for lunch when you really went to Burger King.

Now, if you do any of the above, and they attempt to scapegoat you anyway for being an alleged "messiah" or an alleged "Good Person," then the result will be that those who are doing this to you will be put in Hell, sooner or later, all other things being equal.

Perpetual (C)Copyright by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C. (PA) and the People of God and the American People as a Public Domain Copyright and Patent.

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